I seem to have left my pride at pride
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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