Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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