so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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