1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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