She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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