that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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