he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
All I want is dick and wine.
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