Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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