Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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