it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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