I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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