Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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