SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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