Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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