he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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