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You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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