There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just cropdusted the office
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Green mimosas i think yes
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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