I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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