at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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