used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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