If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
