Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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