Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He felt like a one man threesome
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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