is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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