New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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