haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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