Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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