So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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