Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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