I didn't shave. On purpose
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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