She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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