Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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