I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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