She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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