Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Do vagina's smell?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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