i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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