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(479): View more from Arkansas

She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello

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(626): View more from California

Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?

(308): View more from Nebraska

Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom

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(916): View more from California

Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.

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(989): View more from Michigan

The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..

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(256): View more from Alabama

like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..

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