She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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