I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Its about making memories worth repressing
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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