did you get engaged???
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
