I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
