I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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