I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Where did you get a picture of my penis
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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