You're so nebulous sometimes
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We're too hungover to prance.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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