so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just want to make out with him forever
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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