id be glad to
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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