Is it normal to miss your booty call?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think a kid would responsible me up
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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