seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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