He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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