That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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