Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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