If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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