I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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