The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
