Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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