It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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