I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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